Hysterically funny, troubling, and ultimately moving, YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE PRICK answers the question we’ve all been asked by someone in a white coat:
Just What Is Your Level Of Pain ?
About Reuben Leder
Reuben Leder grew up in the indie film world, along with his sisters—director Mimi Leder and casting director Geraldine Leder—working on the ultra-low-budget films made by their father Paul Leder. Reuben’s movie education included apprenticeships in every department: including writing.
He went on to sell several original screenplays to just about every major studio. That led to assignments and production rewrites that took him all over the globe. Reuben also wrote and directed the feature film BALTIC STORM, a fact-based political thriller examining the tragic North Sea sinking of the ferry ‘Estonia’. It starred Greta Scacchi and Donald Sutherland.
One of a pair of screenplays Reuben sold to DreamWorks, SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY, originated by his father, is a WWII story based on the experiences of his parents, Etyl, a concentration camp survivor, and his father, a combat medic in Patton’s Army that liberated Buchenwald.
Concurrently, Reuben began a long career in TV, starting as a story editor on THE INCREDIBLE HULK, then writing and producing the first 6 seasons of MAGNUM P.I. for which he received two Emmy nominations; a Magnum script he wrote and directed received an NAACP Image Award nomination for the guest star. Numerous other TV pilots and showrunning gigs followed, including his own creation, BERLIN BREAK, a post-Cold War spy thriller shot in Berlin. He was also recognized by the voters of the WGA for participating in the writing of the “101 Best Written TV Series”, STAR TREK: TNG.
Presently, Reuben has completed YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE PRICK, a pre-Covid novel that takes a satiric look at the medical and health insurance underworlds.
What Other Authors Are Saying About YMFALP
“A sinisterly hilarious and hilariously sinister medical thriller. That’s You Might Feel a Little Prick. You may never view a snowman in the same way ever again, and you’ll definitely remove general anesthesia from your bucket list. You’ll have Reuben Leder to applaud once you finish his riveting, rollicking novel. Oh, and the cagey detective is worth the price of admission, too, more than up to the task of taking down the con artists who abound. Then when you reach the surprising end you will also find that love is as ever the biggest, freshest, most satisfying surprise of all, and that you have been lucky enough to have just read a love story unlike any you have ever read before.”
Joe Di Prisco
Author of Subway to California and The Pope of Brooklyn and Chairman of The New Literary Project
Film critic, past president of the Los Angeles Film Critics Association, and author of Hollywood on the Couch and Outrageous Conduct: Art, Ego, and the Twilight Zone Case
“You Might Feel a Little Prick is a wickedly funny take on our profitized health care system. The author is endlessly inventive, delivering a cascade of surprising and satisfying plot twists. Most impressive is that underlying the wild antics, is a genuine tenderness. Leder has managed the nearly impossible task of balancing satire with pathos. Bravo!”
Diane Frolov & Andrew Schneider
Multiple WGA and PGA Nominated Producers and Writers of The Sopranos and Boardwalk Empire
Novelist, memoirist, screenwriter and author of Search Heartache and Shine Until Tomorrow
John Lisbon Wood
Writer of By Love and Art Scarred, winner of the Heart of England Film Festival, actor, director, and multiple award-winning playwright
Why I Wrote You Might Feel A Little Prick*
( *as a novel )
Before I relate how this book came to be, I should mention that in the universe of the novel, the story ends just as the first hint of the Covid-19 virus is starting to hit the media’s consciousness, and my characters are not yet aware of it. But I am, having lost an old friend, two former colleagues, and a relative in France to the virus. So, despite the grief I’ve given to a few (mostly) fictitious medical professionals, YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE PRICK should do absolutely nothing to detract from the heroism and humanity of the frontline medical workers who have given their all, and in many cases their lives, to fight this scourge. They are the best of who we are.
Now, here’s how it all began.
A while back, I was having a pretty good run selling spec screenplays, cashing nice checks, living the dream that sustained me when I was a kid banging out scripts on an old Olivetti—as well as pouring hot tar on roofs or playing piano for the opera-singing servers at Miceli’s Restaurant in Lower Hollywood.
The thing was, many of these spec scripts—which I had put my heart into and were the reason for becoming a storyteller in the first place—wound up in Development Hell. Yeah, I know, definitely a First World problem. Poor me. But every re-write for every twenty-something Development Executive whose life experiences consisted of scoring an Ivy MBA and watching too much TV; or their clone after they were fired; or when the existing director ‘attached’ to ‘the project’ changed and the new one came in with their own ‘vision’, the scripts became homogenized to where they bore little relation to whatever sparked the sale in the first place.
Yeah, I still get it. Poor me. Except YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE PRICK was a bit different than any other screenplay I’d written. It was more than a story. It was my life; and partly my late wife’s life. Some sad stuff there, but the cliché about the fine line between tragedy and comedy is a cliché because it’s true. So the screenplay became a blistering dark comedy. A prominent director wanted to film it and gave the script to their agent at one of the largest talent agencies on the planet. The screenplay was sent for review to the agency’s internal story department. The director got a hold of the ‘coverage’, which is basically a book report on the script, and the verdict was damn glowing. ‘Strongly Recommend.’ It looked like the script was on its way to becoming a movie, one as personal to me as any I’d ever written. I was ecstatic.
Until the big time agent called me. The agent said, “You know, it’s a great script and everything, but I have to tell you my brother is a doctor and he’s not like that.”
I restrained myself from yelling I wasn’t writing about his damn brother. The screenplay was about what I had experienced. Yeah, it’s realism on ‘roids; but there’s doctor dialogue in it I took verbatim from real life. My real life. Also, I added, that there are characterizations of noble doctors in the script, but I’m guessing he had tossed it after page ten and didn’t get to those parts. He suggested perhaps softening it a bit. I’ve played this game before, and know you can’t be rigid; it’s a collaborative medium blah blah blah. Still, as I politely pushed back—I mean really politely—that’s when the sonofabitch hung up on me.
I thought about it. For about two seconds. Two seconds that were life changing. I called my manager and told him not to send the screenplay out to studios/producers/directors/movie stars—the entire Hollywood eco-system—because I decided to take the plunge I’d always dreamt of taking, and write this story as a novel.
Because for good or bad, for check or no check, I’d let real people, instead of a dozen cookie-cutter executives, read the story that I wanted—no, needed—to tell.
YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE PRICK is a story for anyone—or their loved ones, their friends, or even their worst enemies—anyone who’s not been listened to, or undergone an avoidable ‘procedure’, a procedure that ‘unfortunately’ had to be ‘tweaked’, or had been screwed over by a health insurance company because the procedure was ‘out-of-network’, whatever…
This is a story about those who have needlessly suffered and want to know what a bit of payback feels like. And after that, how maybe the system could find its own cure.